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Homer is awesome...

Reporter:Uh, question for the barbeque chef. Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into space?
Homer:I'll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to [ominous] that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty...that was _our_ planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! [weeps]
Barney:[burps] Oh -- [falls over]
Scientist:Thank you, that's all we have time for.
--The NASA press conference, "Deep Space Homer
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