just some sort of lame blog

I don't understand why I think this is so funny

...something about it just cracks me up:
"Bush lost consciousness for a brief time in the White House on Sunday evening while eating a pretzel and watching a professional football game on television. He fell from his couch and has a scrape and large bruise on his left cheekbone, plus a bruise on his lower lip, to show for his troubles. His glasses cut the side of his face. … [Air Force physician Richard] Tubb told reporters Bush reported a pretzel 'did not go down right' and the doctor said it was possible a pretzel had lodged against a nerve and momentarily caused a decrease in the president's heart rate, causing him to faint."
—"Bush on Fainting Episode: Chew Your Food," CNN, Jan. 14, 2002
(from Slate)

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Jason At least, he's not retarded, and can barely put two good words together, like kerry.

Bush 3 Pres 04
Some toxicophile b00ns Hello,

I had the same feeling (just looked for - understand - on google)

Peace and Love!

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