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80 days

Some great quotes from Conan this past week...

"Officials are saying that it's going to take 80 days to drain all the floodwater from Hurricane Katrina out of New Orleans. When he heard this, President Bush said '80 days? That's almost half a vacation.'"
"The U.S. government has chartered three cruise ships to house families displaced by Hurricane Katrina. Because if it's one thing those people want to see, it's more water."
"Yesterday a spokesperson for NBC said that Kanye West's recent comment that President Bush doesn't care about black people does not reflect the opinion of NBC. Actually, it's NBC's primetime line-up that suggests NBC doesn't care about black people."

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